Status Update

Miriam is 23% done

“Duffy” can eat a bag of dicks.

— Jan 13, 2026 08:17PM

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Miriam’s Previous Updates

Miriam is 87% done

I said it before and I’ll say it again: LORD DUFFIELD CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS

— Jan 17, 2026 12:28PM

Miriam is 64% done

— Jan 16, 2026 08:51PM

Miriam is 52% done

“Tall stack of hay bales” is an excellent new euphemism for a hot guy. Thanks, Augusta!

— Jan 16, 2026 06:23AM

Miriam is 52% done

— Jan 15, 2026 05:48PM

Miriam is 41% done

— Jan 14, 2026 06:08PM

Miriam is 4% done

This far in and I’m irate already (complimentary).

— Jan 12, 2026 04:09PM

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