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Holy fuck I can’t wait to review this HAHAHAHAHAHAA what an absolute experience 😂😂😂😂😂
“The whole studio must smell like hot musky sperm” - fave quote of the day. Hot and musky 🤭🤭🤭🤭 ahhahahahahaha 💀💀💀💀
Jan 14, 2026 04:55AM
Hot Head (Head, #1)

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BLOATED SHAFT!? STRAINING CANNON!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀
Jan 12, 2026 03:16AM
Hot Head (Head, #1)


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message 1: by Evie (new)

Evie I had this one down on my TBR in my never ending search for a decent MM firefighter story and I think it was a Goodreads Choice Award finalist some year so I kind of was hoping that it would be decent but I am suspecting that hope was misplaced.....


Merry Jayned Oh my


marri౨ৎ‧₊˚. i found this book at a random reddit post on google, worst mistake i've made


Chelsea Evie wrote: "I had this one down on my TBR in my never ending search for a decent MM firefighter story and I think it was a Goodreads Choice Award finalist some year so I kind of was hoping that it would be dec..."

NO BABES YOU HAVE TO READ IT!!!!!!!!! Ahhahahahaha it’s compulsory reading in my eyes now, because it’s so creative hahahahahaha the word cock is used like once in the whole book. And the word dick once also. EVERY OTHER MENTION IS SOME OTHER UNHINGED GILARIOUS WAY TO SAY PENIS ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY hahahahahahahahaha
I just finished it! I’m going to review it tonight and GIRL YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT, whether you read my review or the book, you’ll be in for a fucking laugh ahhahahahahahahahgahaah 😂😂😂😂


Chelsea Merry Jayned wrote: "Oh my"

So gross 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 hahahahahahahha


message 6: by -`♡´- (new)

-`♡´- hot musky sperm from a thick dork


Chelsea marri౨ৎ‧₊˚. wrote: "i found this book at a random reddit post on google, worst mistake i've made"

Omg I’m so sorry, your poor eyeballs HAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀
I will be 5 starring this, and 4 out of those 5 stars is literally just because of the creative hilarious words I laughed at.. ahhahahahah
I laughed so hard this whole book hahahah (and obviously you’re aware it’s no comedy 😂😂😂)
“Leaky boner
wad of meat
The monster ”
Just some of the amazing very tame uses of the English language, I’m saving the fucked ones for my review ahahahahahahha


Meags I’m so excited for this review!!! This was one of the first MM books I ever read back in 2014. Talk about diving into the deep end. 😂 Your thoughts on the matter are sure to entertain. Can’t wait!


Chelsea -`♡´- wrote: "hot musky sperm from a thick dork"

AHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH GIRL I AM CRYING HQAHAHAHAGGAAHAGAHAH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽


Chelsea Meags wrote: "I’m so excited for this review!!! This was one of the first MM books I ever read back in 2014. Talk about diving into the deep end. 😂 Your thoughts on the matter are sure to entertain. Can’t wait!"

hahahahahhaah i'm actually excited to write it NGL ahhahahahahaha. My friend read it a really long time ago too who told me about it hahahah. We had so much fun reading it, but it was pretty terrible hahahahah im giving it 5 stars for entertainment and creativity though hahahahahahahahahha.


message 11: by a_n_i_t_a (new)

a_n_i_t_a Musky scents in general🙅‍♀️ … musky semen though…. Hahahah 🫢😅


message 12: by patrícia (new)

patrícia ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Swathi✨️[exam-hiatus] Huh?!?!?!


Chelsea a_n_i_t_a wrote: "Musky scents in general🙅‍♀️ … musky semen though…. Hahahah 🫢😅"

RIGHT!?!?!?!? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 MUSKY IS NEVER IT SEMEN OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Chelsea patrícia wrote: "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ( :( :( :(


Chelsea Swathi✨️ wrote: "Huh?!?!?!"

This book is alot :( hahahahahaha


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