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dani is 83% done

he doesn’t like any type of media? that’s really not a dealbreaker. you have friends! you don’t need to read books and watch movies with him. it would be nice but it shouldn’t be a requirement. you’re doing anything to pick that white man!

— Jan 16, 2026 08:23AM

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dani is 90% done

haleigh, girl, do not piss me off. of course, brian, a guy you only went on 3 dates with doesn’t understand you like someone you’ve known since you were fucking 7 years old.

— Jan 16, 2026 09:08AM

dani is 82% done

the prize is a book store gift card? she must win!

— Jan 16, 2026 08:18AM

dani is 71% done

i was comparing this and the good ones are taken. one thing i really liked about garrett was that he was respectful of maggie and wasn’t doing anything to sabotage her dates. it seems like that’s exactly what jack is doing. i suppose that’s the difference between someone who’s 25 vs 38.

— Jan 16, 2026 07:45AM

dani is 61% done

he looks lewis tan? this book is not gonna be able to convince me that she should be with jack. brian looks like lewis tan and he’s so fantastic.

— Jan 16, 2026 07:14AM

dani is 2% done

haleigh and annie? are we going to make a parent trap joke?

— Jan 15, 2026 07:17PM

dani is starting

reading this one because to me the plot sounded identical to the last one i just read (the good ones are taken) and i wanted to see. 🤷🏾‍♀️

— Jan 15, 2026 07:03PM