Melanie’s Reviews > Ice Planet Barbarians > Status Update

A hot flush comes over my face. “To be fair, I thought he couldn’t make me pregnant if it was interspecies sex.” “A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”

They…they know Great Danes and Chihuahuas are the same species…right…

“Fuck a duck” 🤣💀

Eeeeeeeezsh I do not like that he’s clearly like oh she will be pregnant and she’s very much like good thing you can’t get me pregnant! Ehhhhhhh non consensual pregnancy don’t like that

Idk I kind of feel like this alien smut book is like, too dark for me??? What a sentence

Is Vektal described as looking ANYTHING like Alan Tudyk in Resident Alien?

No he is not.

Is he absolutely what I am picturing anyway?

Sure is.

Uggggghhhhh don’t make me be the stick in the mud killjoy. I hate being the stick in the mud killjoy. I am on this entire smutquest to have mindless fun and be the OPPOSITE of a stick in the mud killjoy. Do I have to? FINE.

<spoiler>EVEN IF IT’S GOING DOWN ON SOMEONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE THE GOOD GUY, IF THEY’RE PASSED OUT AND HAVE NO IDEA YOU’RE DOING IT, IT’S STILL RAPEY.</spoiler>

jeSUS this is so much more intense than i was anticipating going in??????