dani’s Reviews > A Guide to Being Just Friends > Status Update

which version of overboard is better? there is only one version of overboard that’s good. what are you even talking about?

he just basically called her an idiot for loving him.

i’m sick of them. this is so boring!

oh my god. i forgot that it also mentioned 500 days of summer. how the fuck? you goddamn liars!

it’s so easy to scam me into reading something if you mention when harry met sally. this shit isn’t even close. not even a little, not even at all. i’m suing!

i don’t understand anything about this woman. she was open a salad bar that has no customers. she never took any kind of business course. she bought an apartment when she moved to california? how is she doing any of this?