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Kayse is on page 57 of 848

Thus ends Book II.

— Jan 19, 2026 04:54PM

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Kayse’s Previous Updates

Kayse is 62% done

— Feb 01, 2026 03:50PM

Kayse is 52% done

“Menelaus stabbed his forehead above his nose, right at the bridge, and broke his skull, and popped his eyeballs out.”

JFC, what the fuck??

— Feb 01, 2026 12:34PM

Kayse is 45% done

— Jan 29, 2026 07:27PM

Kayse is 33% done

They really need to stop aiming for the nipples with their spears, it’s getting to be too much.

— Jan 28, 2026 06:41PM

Kayse is 29% done

— Jan 27, 2026 03:52PM

Kayse is 22% done

— Jan 26, 2026 05:55PM

Kayse is 16% done

They keep talking about their nipples and it’s making me so upset. 😩

— Jan 26, 2026 04:24PM

Kayse is 14% done

— Jan 23, 2026 07:03PM

Kayse is on page 83 of 848

— Jan 23, 2026 07:02PM

Kayse is on page 35 of 848

Am I… am I supposed to dislike Thersites? He seems like the only rational one in the bunch so far.

— Jan 19, 2026 04:15PM

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