Kayse’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update

“Menelaus stabbed his forehead above his nose, right at the bridge, and broke his skull, and popped his eyeballs out.”

JFC, what the fuck??

They really need to stop aiming for the nipples with their spears, it’s getting to be too much.

They keep talking about their nipples and it’s making me so upset. 😩

Thus ends Book II.

Am I… am I supposed to dislike Thersites? He seems like the only rational one in the bunch so far.