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This MFer even puns subtly.

Daily Golem, Not-Death despite the CAPS:

YES. MEN AND TROLLS HERE ON EVERY SHIFT, THEY WILL TELL YOU. DURING THE DAY I MUST SLAUGHTER, DRESS, QUARTER, JOINT AND BONE, AND AT NIGHT WITHOUT REST I MUST MAKE SAUSAGES AND BOIL UP THE LIVERS, HEARTS,
TRIPES, KIDNEYS AND CHITTERLING.

“That’s awful,” said Cheery.

The pencil blurred briefly.

CLOSE.

The Pratchett was really Pratchetting in today's section. A solid six or seven page section of non-stop depressingly relevant today bangers on politics and society

Daily Pratchett:
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

ACAB(EC)

Daily Vimes:

Vimes had protested that he’d spent too many years trudging the night-time streets to be happy about anyone else wielding a blade anywhere near his neck, but the real reason, the unspoken reason, was that he hated the very idea of the world being divided into the shaved and the shavers. Or those who wore the shiny boots and those who cleaned the mud off them.