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Just a little reading today because I was busy making then stressing that reel.
Daily Pratchett:
The soul of the rat—for anything so similar in so many ways to human beings certainly has a soul—watched gloomily as the figure took its recent
habitation by the tail and towed it away. Then it looked up at the Death of Rats, who appeared a lot more solid now.
“Squeak?” it said.
The Grim Squeaker nodded. SQUEAK.
— 21 hours, 40 min ago
Daily Pratchett:
The soul of the rat—for anything so similar in so many ways to human beings certainly has a soul—watched gloomily as the figure took its recent
habitation by the tail and towed it away. Then it looked up at the Death of Rats, who appeared a lot more solid now.
“Squeak?” it said.
The Grim Squeaker nodded. SQUEAK.
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Bobby Ingram
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This is by far the best City Watch writing yet. I loved the prior City Watch appearances immensely.
Daily Watch:
“Oh, gods,” muttered Colon. He could feel the drainpipe with his boot now. But getting a grip would mean there would have to be one long, bottomless moment when he was not exactly holding on to the roof and not exactly holding
on to the drainpipe and in very serious peril of holding on to the ground.
— 53 minutes ago
Daily Watch:
“Oh, gods,” muttered Colon. He could feel the drainpipe with his boot now. But getting a grip would mean there would have to be one long, bottomless moment when he was not exactly holding on to the roof and not exactly holding
on to the drainpipe and in very serious peril of holding on to the ground.
Bobby Ingram
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Back at it after a pause for Euros/Awards/the hell that is my mental health as a BJJ enthusiast
Daily Pratchett:
"What's this, then?"
“His imperial lordship’s bar bill,” said the barman.
“Don’t be daft, no one can drink that much…I’m not payin’!”
“I’m including breakages, mind you.”
“Yeah? Like what?”
The barman pulled a heavy hickory stick from its hiding place under the bar.
“Arms? Legs? Suit yourself,” he said.
— Feb 05, 2026 11:36AM
Daily Pratchett:
"What's this, then?"
“His imperial lordship’s bar bill,” said the barman.
“Don’t be daft, no one can drink that much…I’m not payin’!”
“I’m including breakages, mind you.”
“Yeah? Like what?”
The barman pulled a heavy hickory stick from its hiding place under the bar.
“Arms? Legs? Suit yourself,” he said.
Bobby Ingram
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This MFer even puns subtly.
Daily Golem, Not-Death despite the CAPS:
YES. MEN AND TROLLS HERE ON EVERY SHIFT, THEY WILL TELL YOU. DURING THE DAY I MUST SLAUGHTER, DRESS, QUARTER, JOINT AND BONE, AND AT NIGHT WITHOUT REST I MUST MAKE SAUSAGES AND BOIL UP THE LIVERS, HEARTS,
TRIPES, KIDNEYS AND CHITTERLING.
“That’s awful,” said Cheery.
The pencil blurred briefly.
CLOSE.
— Jan 21, 2026 02:03PM
Daily Golem, Not-Death despite the CAPS:
YES. MEN AND TROLLS HERE ON EVERY SHIFT, THEY WILL TELL YOU. DURING THE DAY I MUST SLAUGHTER, DRESS, QUARTER, JOINT AND BONE, AND AT NIGHT WITHOUT REST I MUST MAKE SAUSAGES AND BOIL UP THE LIVERS, HEARTS,
TRIPES, KIDNEYS AND CHITTERLING.
“That’s awful,” said Cheery.
The pencil blurred briefly.
CLOSE.
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Apparently my Library dropped CloudLibrary support and does not have this in physical form or on Hoopla so, ya know, if anyone has a good recco on other places to borrow ebooks lmk because breaking sequence upsets my ND little brain and I was quite enjoying being back with The Watch
— Jan 21, 2026 06:01AM
Bobby Ingram
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The Pratchett was really Pratchetting in today's section. A solid six or seven page section of non-stop depressingly relevant today bangers on politics and society
Daily Pratchett:
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
— Jan 20, 2026 11:41AM
Daily Pratchett:
And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
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ACAB(EC)
Daily Vimes:
Vimes had protested that he’d spent too many years trudging the night-time streets to be happy about anyone else wielding a blade anywhere near his neck, but the real reason, the unspoken reason, was that he hated the very idea of the world being divided into the shaved and the shavers. Or those who wore the shiny boots and those who cleaned the mud off them.
— Jan 19, 2026 08:32AM
Daily Vimes:
Vimes had protested that he’d spent too many years trudging the night-time streets to be happy about anyone else wielding a blade anywhere near his neck, but the real reason, the unspoken reason, was that he hated the very idea of the world being divided into the shaved and the shavers. Or those who wore the shiny boots and those who cleaned the mud off them.
Awwww rat 🥰
