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Hailey is 60% done

I’m just really not getting where people are seeing the epic romance??? This is quite possibly the most f*cked up family ever? Like you wanna talk generational trauma? Babes this is where it all starts!

— Jan 21, 2026 09:01PM

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Hailey is 90% done

Unfortunately Heathcliff is actually vile. Who the f*ck is calling this the greatest live story of all time?? Emerald Fennell girl… HOW the f*ck did you turn this into a slutty romance? Like I’m actually sick? Are we reading the same book!?

— 37 minutes ago

Hailey is 85% done

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Hailey is 43% done

— Jan 10, 2026 09:34PM

Hailey is 25% done

— Jan 01, 2026 12:51PM

Hailey is 10% done

Bruh 💀 I know my way around the classics but damn this one is DENSE…and yes I’m imagining Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff idc sue me!!!

— Dec 22, 2025 09:11PM