Hailey’s Reviews > Wuthering Heights > Status Update

Unfortunately Heathcliff is actually vile. Who the f*ck is calling this the greatest live story of all time?? Emerald Fennell girl… HOW the f*ck did you turn this into a slutty romance? Like I’m actually sick? Are we reading the same book!?

I’m just really not getting where people are seeing the epic romance??? This is quite possibly the most f*cked up family ever? Like you wanna talk generational trauma? Babes this is where it all starts!

Bruh 💀 I know my way around the classics but damn this one is DENSE…and yes I’m imagining Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff idc sue me!!!