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Salem is 76% done

i feel like that episode of brooke and jubal “chase i’ll give you 20 bucks if you slap noah across the face”

— Jan 22, 2026 06:44AM

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Salem is 76% done

“Shadow, please hold me. Be my shadow. Hurting him hurts me,”

EWWWWWWWWWW top 10 worst lines i’ve ever read my body recoiled in disgust

— Jan 22, 2026 06:48AM

Salem is 47% done

noah’s so funny i can’t

— Jan 21, 2026 10:22PM

Salem is 44% done

jesus how stealthy is this guy

— Jan 21, 2026 10:14PM

Salem is 7% done

buddy is NOT getting that trust fund

— Jan 21, 2026 04:57AM

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