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« "This calls for rigor, Nav."
"Maybe rigor mortis," said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically. »
ok so i love her
— Jan 22, 2026 10:03AM
"Maybe rigor mortis," said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically. »
ok so i love her
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salma ♡
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gideon and harrow are lying to each other AND to themselves but yk what it’s okay we’ve all been there
— Jan 25, 2026 09:21AM
salma ♡
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"Ninth…. how big are your biceps?"
thank you Jeannemary for asking the important questions
— Jan 23, 2026 09:12AM
thank you Jeannemary for asking the important questions
salma ♡
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just learned that offense is spelled offence in the UK and I think I am forever changed
— Jan 20, 2026 07:34AM
