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gideon and harrow are lying to each other AND to themselves but yk what it’s okay we’ve all been there

"Ninth…. how big are your biceps?"

thank you Jeannemary for asking the important questions

« "This calls for rigor, Nav."
"Maybe rigor mortis," said Gideon, who assumed that puns were funny automatically. »

ok so i love her

Gideon in mirrored lens sunglasses is iconic idc

just learned that offense is spelled offence in the UK and I think I am forever changed

it is time