Sam Hacker’s Reviews > Sirens & Muses > Status Update

“do you think this waitress will card me if i order a margarita?”

I FORGOT THEY’RE ALL LIKE 20-21 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!

dude if i got an email saying my tuition was waived, and then 24 hours found out it was actually fraudulent, i’d show up at the dean’s office with a bomb strapped to my chest /hj

these are the types of costumes i want to see at costume parties!!!!!!!

HOKUSAI MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️‼️

if you’re in my book club and you see this on the day we’re meeting for this exact book, no you didn’t!!!!!!! look away!!!!!!!