Sam Hacker’s Reviews > Sirens & Muses > Status Update
Sam Hacker
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“do you think this waitress will card me if i order a margarita?”
I FORGOT THEY’RE ALL LIKE 20-21 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!
— Jan 26, 2026 04:41PM
I FORGOT THEY’RE ALL LIKE 20-21 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!
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Sam Hacker
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dude if i got an email saying my tuition was waived, and then 24 hours found out it was actually fraudulent, i’d show up at the dean’s office with a bomb strapped to my chest /hj
— Jan 26, 2026 04:19PM
Sam Hacker
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these are the types of costumes i want to see at costume parties!!!!!!!
— Jan 26, 2026 03:27PM
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if you’re in my book club and you see this on the day we’re meeting for this exact book, no you didn’t!!!!!!! look away!!!!!!!
— Jan 26, 2026 01:16PM
