Mik’s Reviews > How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying > Status Update

I anticipate maybe another 48 hours before I finish devouring this book. If the book is lucky to survive even that long.

I had a moment where I had to stop and appreciate, and maybe cry a little. I haven’t done a ton of reading physical books lately, audiobooks have just been FAR more convenient. But tonight while I was reading, some of the words sounded like my mum in my head. Not all of them, and the more I tried to focus on it, the harder they were to make out. But I haven’t heard her voice in my head while reading in years.

This story is ridiculous, but so far it’s a fun time. Long live dark lord Davi!

So far in Dark Lord Davi’s horde, we have a Captain of Logistics, a Captain of Shenanigans, and a Captain of Ass-Kicking. She gives her underlings GREAT titles.

“Captain of Shenanigans”! What a TITLE!

“Fake it ‘til you make it.”
I doubt whoever came up with that particular saying imagined it being applied by an aspiring Dar Lord, but it works.

Man, this book has some fun moments of sarcastic, but weirdly poignant truths.