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“If I knew you were this cold I’d’ve asked you to keep a bottle of beer for me close to your heart.”

“The recently published How to Lose a Million and a Half and Bounce Back Smiling, already named a Book of the Month and picking up a devout group of followers growing larger every day, including indicted embezzlers, retired moonshiners, and perpetual litigants,”

“Spend enough time around emergency rooms, you’re apt to see anything. Light sockets, vacuum cleaners, that general diameter, the minute it gets invented, some genius finds a way to put their johnson into it.”

“Glow Tripforth del Vasto is here on assignment for Hep Debutante magazine, sending in a series of articles on how to be a Jazz Age adventuress on a Depression budget.”

Not the easiest to keep track of chronologically but I’m getting it

“Does cheese, considered as a living entity, also possess consciousness?”