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“Spend enough time around emergency rooms, you’re apt to see anything. Light sockets, vacuum cleaners, that general diameter, the minute it gets invented, some genius finds a way to put their johnson into it.”
— Jan 31, 2026 02:26PM
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Sam R
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“If I knew you were this cold I’d’ve asked you to keep a bottle of beer for me close to your heart.”
— 11 minutes ago
Sam R
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“The recently published How to Lose a Million and a Half and Bounce Back Smiling, already named a Book of the Month and picking up a devout group of followers growing larger every day, including indicted embezzlers, retired moonshiners, and perpetual litigants,”
— 6 hours, 39 min ago
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“Glow Tripforth del Vasto is here on assignment for Hep Debutante magazine, sending in a series of articles on how to be a Jazz Age adventuress on a Depression budget.”
— Jan 31, 2026 12:05PM
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Not the easiest to keep track of chronologically but I’m getting it
— Jan 29, 2026 10:15PM
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“Does cheese, considered as a living entity, also possess consciousness?”
— Jan 29, 2026 07:21PM
