Christine’s Reviews > Life for Sale > Status Update

So uh, every woman he meets falls in love with him and then dies, huh? We’re on number 4 now?

I feel like I should be having more fun than I am! It’s odd and interesting but it’s not quite hitting a tone that works for me. I am listening to the audio and I’m not sure if a different narrator would hit different?

Beetle induced hypnosis? I mean, sure. Why not?

Just goes to show that even if you seduce a mobster’s wife by pretending to be a spy, you’ll still end up yelling at a mouse for not appreciating your cooking 😔