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Christine
Christine is 75% done
So uh, every woman he meets falls in love with him and then dies, huh? We’re on number 4 now?
Feb 03, 2026 06:27PM
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Christine
Christine is 60% done
I feel like I should be having more fun than I am! It’s odd and interesting but it’s not quite hitting a tone that works for me. I am listening to the audio and I’m not sure if a different narrator would hit different?
Feb 03, 2026 03:43PM
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Christine
Christine is 35% done
Hired to seduce a teen’s vampire mom? What is this, a webcomic?
Feb 03, 2026 10:03AM
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Christine
Christine is 30% done
Beetle induced hypnosis? I mean, sure. Why not?
Feb 01, 2026 07:31PM
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Christine
Christine is 15% done
Just goes to show that even if you seduce a mobster’s wife by pretending to be a spy, you’ll still end up yelling at a mouse for not appreciating your cooking 😔
Feb 01, 2026 01:54PM
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