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Alyssa
is on page 95
I blinked, frantically trying to make
out the name and jersey number with her arm in the way.
Sixty-seven.
SIX SEVEENNN HYAHAYAHAYAAA
i’m such a fat fucking chud
— Feb 03, 2026 10:21AM
out the name and jersey number with her arm in the way.
Sixty-seven.
SIX SEVEENNN HYAHAYAHAYAAA
i’m such a fat fucking chud
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Alyssa’s Previous Updates
Alyssa
is on page 100
For Rosie’s birthday one year when I was… six? Seven?
THIS HAS GOT BE ON PURPOSEEEE
— Feb 03, 2026 10:27AM
THIS HAS GOT BE ON PURPOSEEEE
Alyssa
is on page 42
“Noted. I’ll pick up a bottle of lotion for you while I’m at the store.”
HAHAHAHHA
— Feb 03, 2026 09:45AM
HAHAHAHHA
Alyssa
is on page 17
“But you do think about me.”
“Sure. Sometimes. My old landlord had a Norwegian troll statue
perched outside of her unit that reminded me of you.”
LMFAO
— Feb 03, 2026 09:32AM
“Sure. Sometimes. My old landlord had a Norwegian troll statue
perched outside of her unit that reminded me of you.”
LMFAO
Alyssa
is on page 45
I’m crying this whole time I thought her nickname was LICE like the BUG IN YOUR HAIR but it’s pronounces liss??? I’m guessing??? Bc if her nickname is mf lice Imm done bro
— Dec 31, 2025 09:51AM
