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I blinked, frantically trying to make
out the name and jersey number with her arm in the way.
Sixty-seven.

SIX SEVEENNN HYAHAYAHAYAAA

i’m such a fat fucking chud

“Noted. I’ll pick up a bottle of lotion for you while I’m at the store.”
HAHAHAHHA

“But you do think about me.”
“Sure. Sometimes. My old landlord had a Norwegian troll statue
perched outside of her unit that reminded me of you.”

LMFAO

I’m crying this whole time I thought her nickname was LICE like the BUG IN YOUR HAIR but it’s pronounces liss??? I’m guessing??? Bc if her nickname is mf lice Imm done bro