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THE EPILOGUE IN THE POV OF THE DOG

i am so not joking but if this 16 year old gets pregnant i am not finishing this book

bro we are 33 years old and our birth control plan was the pull out method?

this book needs a time jump SO DESPERATELY. i don’t need to read about EVERY SINGLE DAY

“She’s cute. Too young. Too much like a bubbly version of my own daughter, which sends a chill down my spine.”

wee woo wee woo call the POLICE

god i cannot believe this shit is 512 PAGES (for my movie watchers, that’s the equivalent of a hallmark movie being about 3.5 hours)

i actually feel like i’m being punked. or i downloaded some unedited proof. bc it’s soooooo badly written

i need to trust my gut and not take book recs from tik tok when i know they’re going to be bad. the ratings on this are absurd considering how clunky the prose is and how uninspired the dialogue