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i am so not joking but if this 16 year old gets pregnant i am not finishing this book

bro we are 33 years old and our birth control plan was the pull out method?

this conversation is actually sounding like two schizophrenic hallucinations speaking to each other

this book needs a time jump SO DESPERATELY. i don’t need to read about EVERY SINGLE DAY

“She’s cute. Too young. Too much like a bubbly version of my own daughter, which sends a chill down my spine.”

wee woo wee woo call the POLICE

god i cannot believe this shit is 512 PAGES (for my movie watchers, that’s the equivalent of a hallmark movie being about 3.5 hours)

i actually feel like i’m being punked. or i downloaded some unedited proof. bc it’s soooooo badly written

i need to trust my gut and not take book recs from tik tok when i know they’re going to be bad. the ratings on this are absurd considering how clunky the prose is and how uninspired the dialogue