tom’s Reviews > Moby-Dick or, The Whale > Status Update

I know it refers to actual heads but I couldn’t stop laughing imaging Ahab saying “I don't need an I phone X or airpods... I need a Philly cheese steak, some weed, and a bitch to give me head #mood” in a raspy, harpooner voice.

It’s 2:30. I have office hours in six hours. And I’m reading about the whales!