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"Literally all your problems go away if you read moby dick and lift weights" and I'm not lifting weights

“But no doubt the first man that ever murdered an ox was regarded as a murderer; perhaps he was hung; and if he had been put on his trial by oxen, he certainly would have been; and he certainly deserved it if any murderer does.” (Chap. 65)

I really like this line :)

I know it refers to actual heads but I couldn’t stop laughing imaging Ahab saying “I don't need an I phone X or airpods... I need a Philly cheese steak, some weed, and a bitch to give me head #mood” in a raspy, harpooner voice.

It’s 2:30. I have office hours in six hours. And I’m reading about the whales!