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I am unironically obsessed with "I was born. I had a good time. I was vaporized by a bomb." This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm curious to see where else this book can go, aside from everywhere.
— Feb 06, 2026 12:33PM
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1. How on earth did Israel get involved with this
2. A world with no night sounds genuinely awful
3. Why does Theresa get so weirdly specific with some of her measurements
4. Theresa no
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2. A world with no night sounds genuinely awful
3. Why does Theresa get so weirdly specific with some of her measurements
4. Theresa no
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"It was nice that I wouldn't have to kill half a billion Asians. So much for that problem." Theresa what the actual fuck
— Feb 11, 2026 09:17AM
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" 'Why do Americans visit Paris?" I asked.
"I don't know. They have no cheerleaders here."
It was only a tired old city. American cities offered as much.
"I miss chipmunks," I said.'
This is so delightfully insane. What on earth.
— Feb 10, 2026 06:37AM
"I don't know. They have no cheerleaders here."
It was only a tired old city. American cities offered as much.
"I miss chipmunks," I said.'
This is so delightfully insane. What on earth.
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You will not be disappointed by the ending.
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Wait, she survived that?! Is she immortal?
Aidan wrote: "Wait, she survived that?! Is she immortal?"She's everything! She survived by the power of the alien and eleven empty Coke bottles as she fell eleven miles out of the sky from a plane into the Atlantic Ocean.
