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" 'Why do Americans visit Paris?" I asked.
"I don't know. They have no cheerleaders here."
It was only a tired old city. American cities offered as much.
"I miss chipmunks," I said.'
This is so delightfully insane. What on earth.
— Feb 10, 2026 06:37AM
"I don't know. They have no cheerleaders here."
It was only a tired old city. American cities offered as much.
"I miss chipmunks," I said.'
This is so delightfully insane. What on earth.
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How on earth did we get to "let's liberate North Korea"????? I mean, I know HOW because I am reading the book and kind of following the plot, but ... I have so many questions for Norman.
— 3 hours, 27 min ago
Alex
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1. How on earth did Israel get involved with this
2. A world with no night sounds genuinely awful
3. Why does Theresa get so weirdly specific with some of her measurements
4. Theresa no
— Feb 12, 2026 10:38AM
2. A world with no night sounds genuinely awful
3. Why does Theresa get so weirdly specific with some of her measurements
4. Theresa no
Alex
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"It was nice that I wouldn't have to kill half a billion Asians. So much for that problem." Theresa what the actual fuck
— Feb 11, 2026 09:17AM
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I am unironically obsessed with "I was born. I had a good time. I was vaporized by a bomb." This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm curious to see where else this book can go, aside from everywhere.
— Feb 06, 2026 12:33PM
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Feb 10, 2026 07:09AM
I have no doubt Boutin took a trip to Paris once and everyone was a snob to him. As they should have been.
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What do the chipmunks have to do with the story 🤣 😂
