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John F. is 2% done

Girl???? Im GAGGED

— Feb 08, 2026 01:10PM

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John’s Previous Updates

John F. is 94% done

SHE PMOOOO!!!!!

— 13 hours, 29 min ago

John F. is 89% done

Im going to be SICKKKKK

— 13 hours, 51 min ago

John F. is 88% done

From 70% up to now… what a CRAZY SUCCESSION OF EVENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

— 13 hours, 54 min ago

John F. is 71% done

They are pissing me off so bad omg i would commit a crime if i was him

— 15 hours, 33 min ago

John F. is 68% done

YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT!!!!!

— 19 hours, 29 min ago

John F. is 65% done

Cooler in theory but not if you force it to be…

Siri play chloe or sam

— 19 hours, 52 min ago

John F. is 64% done

Im so close to losing it omg

— 19 hours, 59 min ago

John F. is 55% done

WERE ALLLLLLL GAYYYY LETS GOOOOOOO

— 20 hours, 35 min ago

John F. is 55% done

IM SCREAMING HELLOOOOOO?????!!!!!?????!??

— 20 hours, 46 min ago

John F. is 53% done

WAIT I WAS ONLY HALF JOKING ARE WE GAYING IT UP IN HERE?????!!!!!!

— 20 hours, 56 min ago

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