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Mattie
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“Thank god she didn’t ask for a proposal story,“ Yeah, well. I probably could’ve come up with something,” JESSICA PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!
— 13 hours, 37 min ago
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Mattie
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“Fuck, the way I’ve wanted you,” he breathes against my mouth. “I don’t know how anyone can look at me and not see it.” SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
— 6 hours, 54 min ago
Mattie
is 55% done
“Peach. It really is my favorite flavor.” *Uncle Jesse voice* HAVE MERCYYYYYYY
— 7 hours, 44 min ago
Mattie
is 54% done
“I love it when you beg, Georgia. You never ask for anything.” MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!!
— 7 hours, 45 min ago
Mattie
is 53% done
“This is going to mean something to me” weird way to say this is going to mean EVERYTHING!
— 8 hours, 25 min ago
Mattie
is 52% done
“I wasn’t asleep. Not even five percent.” Y’ALL MIND IF I CRASH OUT!????
— 10 hours, 42 min ago
Mattie
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“You want to rumble, Georgia?” INSERT GIRL CHOKING HERSELF MEME
— 10 hours, 49 min ago
Mattie
is 43% done
Are you awake? Do you want me to be? YES GODDDDD PUT ME IN A COMA BC I’D NEVER WAKE UP FROM THIS DRESM
— 14 hours, 50 min ago
Mattie
is 36% done
“In thirty seconds, you’re not going to want this, and I can’t pull away, so you’re the one who has to.”
You would have to use the JAWS OF LIFE TO REMOVE ME OFF OF THAT MAN I FEAR SO CANNOT RELATE
— 16 hours, 15 min ago
You would have to use the JAWS OF LIFE TO REMOVE ME OFF OF THAT MAN I FEAR SO CANNOT RELATE
