Mattie’s Reviews > The Ex Vows > Status Update

“Fuck, the way I’ve wanted you,” he breathes against my mouth. “I don’t know how anyone can look at me and not see it.” SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE

“Peach. It really is my favorite flavor.” *Uncle Jesse voice* HAVE MERCYYYYYYY

“I love it when you beg, Georgia. You never ask for anything.” MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!!

“This is going to mean something to me” weird way to say this is going to mean EVERYTHING!

“I wasn’t asleep. Not even five percent.” Y’ALL MIND IF I CRASH OUT!????

“Thank god she didn’t ask for a proposal story,“ Yeah, well. I probably could’ve come up with something,” JESSICA PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!

“ I WISHED FOR HIM.” BITCH ME TOO

Are you awake? Do you want me to be? YES GODDDDD PUT ME IN A COMA BC I’D NEVER WAKE UP FROM THIS DRESM

“In thirty seconds, you’re not going to want this, and I can’t pull away, so you’re the one who has to.”

You would have to use the JAWS OF LIFE TO REMOVE ME OFF OF THAT MAN I FEAR SO CANNOT RELATE

I NOTICED. What if I just died?? Huh?