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Mika
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“I’m starting to be partial to the way you bypass all rational explanations for every I say, and dash straight to me being an unhinged serial killer” CÁLLATE, solté la carcajada JAJDJS
— Feb 10, 2026 05:00PM
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Mika
is on page 378 of 389
“But take your time, Elsie. I’ll wait for as long as it takes” DIOSES
— Feb 12, 2026 10:35AM
Mika
is on page 377 of 389
“I want to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance” SOLTÉ LA CARCAJADA
— Feb 12, 2026 10:34AM
Mika
is on page 376 of 389
“And because I hate you, Jack” JAJAJA SI, DALE, CON LA SILLA
— Feb 12, 2026 10:32AM
Mika
is on page 375 of 389
“Elsie, there’s very little I wouldn’t do for you” GIGGLING!
— Feb 12, 2026 10:30AM
Mika
is on page 369 of 389
*Finally reckoning with his decades-long evil legacy because he wants you to be his girlfriend who sends him cute little heart emojis and sixty-nines with him every other day?"
CECE, POR FAVOR
— Feb 12, 2026 10:24AM
CECE, POR FAVOR
Mika
is on page 351 of 389
“You silly, stubborn girl” ESTE BROTHER ME ESTÁ DANDO UNA TERRIBLE ESPINA
— Feb 12, 2026 10:00AM
Mika
is on page 308 of 389
“You could be my entire world if you let me”
Screaming, crying, throwing up
— Jan 31, 2026 03:18PM
Screaming, crying, throwing up
Mika
is on page 302 of 389
“Somewhere along the way your wires got crossed. Your brain decided that you’re not worth people’s time and effort, and that if you ask for anything, they won’t say no, they’ll also leave you […] That’s not how love works, Elsie. But don’t worry for now. I’ll show you”
DIOSMIO
— Jan 31, 2026 03:09PM
DIOSMIO
Mika
is on page 292 of 389
“Be gentle with me, Elsie. That’s all I ask” CUTIES
— Jan 31, 2026 02:53PM
