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“But take your time, Elsie. I’ll wait for as long as it takes” DIOSES

“And because I hate you, Jack” JAJAJA SI, DALE, CON LA SILLA

“Elsie, there’s very little I wouldn’t do for you” GIGGLING!

*Finally reckoning with his decades-long evil legacy because he wants you to be his girlfriend who sends him cute little heart emojis and sixty-nines with him every other day?"

CECE, POR FAVOR

I was right, está loco.

“You silly, stubborn girl” ESTE BROTHER ME ESTÁ DANDO UNA TERRIBLE ESPINA

“I’m starting to be partial to the way you bypass all rational explanations for every I say, and dash straight to me being an unhinged serial killer” CÁLLATE, solté la carcajada JAJDJS

“You could be my entire world if you let me”
Screaming, crying, throwing up

“Somewhere along the way your wires got crossed. Your brain decided that you’re not worth people’s time and effort, and that if you ask for anything, they won’t say no, they’ll also leave you […] That’s not how love works, Elsie. But don’t worry for now. I’ll show you”

DIOSMIO

“Be gentle with me, Elsie. That’s all I ask” CUTIES