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is on page 44 of 405
Why are we objectifying the new girl for three pages? I get the feeling a lot of the assumptions Jade’s just made are going to be dead wrong regardless
— Feb 11, 2026 06:55AM
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is on page 209 of 405
“I never heard the end of that story.”
“I told you the beginning?”
“Never heard *any* of it.”
“Because you…jumped out of the car?”
— 14 hours, 36 min ago
“I told you the beginning?”
“Never heard *any* of it.”
“Because you…jumped out of the car?”
G
is on page 109 of 405
Maybe it’s bc I watched a video essay on Paper Towns recently, but something tells me that the characters at the end of Green’s novel and Jade could probably have a long conversation about building someone you hardly know up based on one character trait is…not great.
— Feb 12, 2026 08:34AM
