Status Update

Elle is 21% done

Sooo we’ve found a spyyy
Caught, Finchley 🤫

— Feb 11, 2026 09:57AM

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Elle’s Previous Updates

Elle is 99% done

Well, cute. 😊

— Feb 12, 2026 09:02AM

Elle is 79% done

Sigghhh 🥰🤭🥹
I love cough cough *love* scenes that are post-marital and therefore cough cough *clean*

— Feb 11, 2026 11:55PM

Elle is 71% done

Ugghhhhhh I wish I could marry a maaannnn named Mr Archer 💔😩
”It’s Mrs. Archer now”
*chills*

— Feb 11, 2026 11:53PM

Elle is 56% done

OHHH YEAHH BABAYYY
i LOVE me some mouth-to-mouth-resuscitation 😍

— Feb 11, 2026 11:51PM

Elle is 51% done

I’m getting very gay-rapey vibes.
Poor Alex 🤢

— Feb 11, 2026 11:49PM

Elle is 48% done

*snickers*
A nude beach in Victorian England?? Didn’t see that one coming ngl 😂

— Feb 11, 2026 06:38PM

Elle is 43% done

Woooooaaahhhh there my girl 😲
Gosh dang I love impetuous heroines ✨

— Feb 11, 2026 01:26PM

Elle is 35% done

I’m getting distinct Venetia vibes.
Mira + Teddy. I ship it

— Feb 11, 2026 12:46PM

Elle is 5% done

OooOOo 🤭
I love regency underwear scenes.

— Feb 11, 2026 09:57AM

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