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oh god. the dreaded trip into town. unescapable. i already KNOW what happens and its got me on edge

doomed! fated and horribly doomed to the rotted heat of the summer, blinded by the light of desire trapped in a fucking rose glass fishbowl of nostalgia

good for you jordan 🙂‍↕️

unfortunately i’m reading through hoopla which means not only is there no translate feature, but i can’t even copy paste the text OR screenshot to translate it myself

this version does a nauseatingly efficient job of showing us the exploitation and suffering of the poor at the hands of a rigged system. even the original doesn't do this that well.

fajardo really nailed the way daisy flits about life from one thought to the next. she's really the OG manic pixie dream girl and is so crucial to her character that nick sees straight through it

i didn't think they could make a version of gatsby i loathe more than the original man but GOOD GOD.

the heist group is pissing me off! why are you here!

GIRL what the hell was that cloning extortion omg

as ALWAYS jordan is the hottest mf in the room