Elaine’s Reviews > The Portable Dorothy Parker > Status Update

Wondering if there's already a band called Nietzche and the Happiness Boys; if not, audition signups are on the music room door for tomorrow at lunch.

It is also extremely fucking funny how bad she hates A.A. Milne. It is so weird to see her attacking him for being a children's author. Wild to realize that somebody so foundational to the modern childhood was once a probably-annoying guy to run into at parties.