Brittany (booksandbottles)’s Reviews > One for the Money > Status Update

“This is gonna be fun. This here’s gonna be like Professor Higgins and Eliza Dolittle Does Trenton.”

Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli.

…I found it hard to think in romantic terms about a man who spent his days stuffing giblets up chicken butts.

The clock on the dash told me I was seven minutes late, and the urge to scream told me I was home.