Status Update

Brittany (booksandbottles) is on page 18 of 287

Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli.

— 22 hours, 53 min ago

Like flag

Brittany (booksandbottles)’s Previous Updates

Brittany (booksandbottles) is on page 31 of 287

“This is gonna be fun. This here’s gonna be like Professor Higgins and Eliza Dolittle Does Trenton.”

— 20 hours, 20 min ago

Brittany (booksandbottles) is on page 11 of 287

Vinnie was a worm, a sexual lunatic, a dog turd.

— 23 hours, 2 min ago

Brittany (booksandbottles) is on page 9 of 287

…I found it hard to think in romantic terms about a man who spent his days stuffing giblets up chicken butts.

— 23 hours, 8 min ago

Brittany (booksandbottles) is on page 7 of 287

The clock on the dash told me I was seven minutes late, and the urge to scream told me I was home.

— 23 hours, 10 min ago

No comments have been added yet.