Brittany (booksandbottles)’s Reviews > One For The Money > Status Update

Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli.

Vinnie was a worm, a sexual lunatic, a dog turd.

…I found it hard to think in romantic terms about a man who spent his days stuffing giblets up chicken butts.

The clock on the dash told me I was seven minutes late, and the urge to scream told me I was home.