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“It’s a curious fact that the more challenging a work of literature is, the more likely the reader is to fall asleep facedown in its pages. Conversely, even the most scornful reader of Dan Brown effortlessly stays awake through his books.”
NOT ME!!! I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE READING THAT SHIT!!!
— Feb 14, 2026 10:26PM
NOT ME!!! I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE READING THAT SHIT!!!
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“If you have the ability to hate, you will hate Ethan Frome.” thinking about my high school friend who tried to explain the plot of ethan frome to me while sleep deprived and dissolved into hysterical laughter
— Sep 17, 2026 09:42AM
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losing it over kipling specifically getting a category on his scorecard called “evil”
— Sep 16, 2026 11:41PM
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NO SECTION DEDICATED TO VICTOR HUGO BUT FUCKING BEN JONSON GETS A SECTION? YOU HATE ME
— Jun 03, 2026 04:22PM
max theodore
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you can tell i'm into the time periods i don't know so well because i have no funny quotes to post i'm just learning things
— Jun 03, 2026 04:14PM
max theodore
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"Sade writes like the Ayn Rand of sexual violence." insane burn. jawdropping. i'd kill myself
— May 17, 2026 04:17PM
max theodore
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"Rousseau is one of those artistes who rapturously extols the ennobling effect of manual labor, which he has never done, and is not offering to do."
— May 17, 2026 04:15PM
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no mention of diderot's softcore nun porn... sad
— May 17, 2026 04:12PM
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"To read Clarissa requires the patience God gave a sea sponge"
— May 17, 2026 03:57PM
max theodore
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"[Samuel] Richardson was the opposite of a man's man. All his life, he preferred the company of women and the manners of women; he sincerely believed they were morally superior to men. Women loved Richardson back ... This love was platonic, but Richardson didn't mind..."
would estrogen have saved him. would estrogen have saved him
— May 17, 2026 03:56PM
would estrogen have saved him. would estrogen have saved him