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Chad Plummer
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Just to elaborate on the wolf thing:
Ketricken: “was there just a wolf over there?”
Fitz: “nah, that was just a dog. A mutt. Probably digs through trash. Probably stinks.”
Wolf, in Fitz’s mind: “Fitz, my brother, there is no trash here. Please give me that donkey”
Fitz, in wolf’s mind: “stfu, trash dog”
— Feb 15, 2026 04:22PM
Ketricken: “was there just a wolf over there?”
Fitz: “nah, that was just a dog. A mutt. Probably digs through trash. Probably stinks.”
Wolf, in Fitz’s mind: “Fitz, my brother, there is no trash here. Please give me that donkey”
Fitz, in wolf’s mind: “stfu, trash dog”
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Chad Plummer
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How tf did I not see what was going on with Shrewd. Like am I stupid or something?
— Mar 21, 2026 08:13AM
Chad Plummer
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Fitz, that wolf just wants to be friends, damn it. Give it the mf’in donkey
— Feb 15, 2026 04:15PM
