Chad Plummer’s Reviews > Royal Assassin > Status Update

How tf did I not see what was going on with Shrewd. Like am I stupid or something?

I forgot how much I hate Regal. He a ho

Everything is bad. :)

That’s awkward af

The axe on the cover makes a lot more sense

Just to elaborate on the wolf thing:

Ketricken: “was there just a wolf over there?”
Fitz: “nah, that was just a dog. A mutt. Probably digs through trash. Probably stinks.”
Wolf, in Fitz’s mind: “Fitz, my brother, there is no trash here. Please give me that donkey”
Fitz, in wolf’s mind: “stfu, trash dog”

Fitz, that wolf just wants to be friends, damn it. Give it the mf’in donkey