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alright enough there’s only so much cringe i can take

unlimited pto is sadly not real unless you’re having some sort of severe mental delusion and or collapse sorry to say

when it says “mine and eli’s dads” that does not mean “my dad and eli’s dads” it means OUR DADS goodnight

wait i might sound like a bigot but since when does eli have TWO DADS??? I MEAN IDC I JUST DIDNT KNOW 😭😭

my god i wish he’d said 60 or 70

whatever it’s so cute who cares shoot me kill me

i forget what happened did they say they love each other or he said it or what

i’m kinda over it lowkey

wait i’m sorry is she stupid?

idk i feel like i wouldn’t move fuck that job i’ll just be homeless