Dab’s Reviews > Love and Other Side Effects > Status Update

The hero asked an OW out and I’m 100% rooting for them.

So she told some chick who was hitting on him that he wasn’t single, and then she rejected him. Girl! wtf!!!

So they’re basically a couple already, they just don’t sleep together. That’s because they’re friends, and that, as we know, is the opposite of being in a relationship. People in relationships are not friends. Not sure they even like each other. They probably have friends for that.

She’s going to the apartment of some guy she’s never met (not the hero). They spoke once online and agreed to have sex. She has pepper spray, just in case. I’m terrified.