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WHAT THE HECK THATS HOW YOU END IT?!? I CANT BELIEVE YOU THIS IS CRIMINAL.

…but it is kinda an iconic way to end.
“…and, apparently, I smell like a skunk took a shit on some sweat socks. This is the happiest day of my life.”

Anyway I absolutely loved this book and would absolutely read it over and over again. To Watney making surviving Mars a comedy 🫡

WOOP WOOOP LETS GOOOOOOOO

Things I’m learning while reading this: 1. How to survive on Mars 2. I’d never survive on Mars

Tim and Mindy are exactly who I’d be if I worked at NASA. Sarcastic smart-asses. Speaking of Tim, where did he go?? I miss his snarky comments.

Houston, we have a problem. Again. Oh wait, they didn’t get that message 😐

WOOP WOOP GO RICH PURNELL (no one likes you Teddy)

Well that sucked 🫣 freakin bad bolts

I want more of Tim

I love EVERYTHING about this book. Mark is absolutely hilarious. Tim is my spirit animal. Jack is a genius. This book is everything I hoped and more so far.
“We’re staring at this black screen because it’s way more interesting than pictures from Mars.” - Tim