Samuel Howard’s Reviews > The Vampire Lestat > Status Update

Nevermind a singular crashout but me personally I am going to seriously injure Marius de Romanus this can be held against me in court I will hurt the fictional ancient vampire Marius I’m gonna

Much easier chapter to get through when you don’t know Armands backstory already
Anyway REAALLL curious what Marius was doing at a noncey brothel. Enjoying the company you sick fuck?
Lestat stand up I know ur a patron of all things pretty and mentally fucked but pick a goddamn lane abt Armand maybe it’s me and my grudges but no one’s mentioned that he regularly uses magic to seduce ppl - evil! Self proclaimed!

Something something consult your boyfriend on the pros and cons of vampirism BEFORE YOU GIVE A MENTALLY ILL MAN IMMORTALITY

the worst part is the dumbass does it again in New Orleans I love you Lestat you have far more faith in humanity than I do

My copy has paper thinner than bible pages I’m fucked