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Samuel Howard
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Nevermind a singular crashout but me personally I am going to seriously injure Marius de Romanus this can be held against me in court I will hurt the fictional ancient vampire Marius I’m gonna
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Samuel Howard
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Much easier chapter to get through when you don’t know Armands backstory already
Anyway REAALLL curious what Marius was doing at a noncey brothel. Enjoying the company you sick fuck?
Lestat stand up I know ur a patron of all things pretty and mentally fucked but pick a goddamn lane abt Armand maybe it’s me and my grudges but no one’s mentioned that he regularly uses magic to seduce ppl - evil! Self proclaimed!
— Mar 01, 2026 01:43AM
Anyway REAALLL curious what Marius was doing at a noncey brothel. Enjoying the company you sick fuck?
Lestat stand up I know ur a patron of all things pretty and mentally fucked but pick a goddamn lane abt Armand maybe it’s me and my grudges but no one’s mentioned that he regularly uses magic to seduce ppl - evil! Self proclaimed!
Samuel Howard
is on page 241 of 481
Something something consult your boyfriend on the pros and cons of vampirism BEFORE YOU GIVE A MENTALLY ILL MAN IMMORTALITY
the worst part is the dumbass does it again in New Orleans I love you Lestat you have far more faith in humanity than I do
— Feb 24, 2026 02:42AM
the worst part is the dumbass does it again in New Orleans I love you Lestat you have far more faith in humanity than I do
Samuel Howard
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My copy has paper thinner than bible pages I’m fucked
— Feb 03, 2026 02:37PM
