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This narrator makes everything sound like an annoying millennial

A girl with the nickname anarchy Amie about to use a “stainless steel buttplug and glass dildo” thankfully we know the materials!

Wait suddenly AMALIE is a makeup influencer?
Hahahaha this is so fucking hilarious I’m crying

Do people really have *this* much sex? Lol

Their names are AMALIE and LEXINGTON?

A Jacob Morgan audio but GODDAMNIT why do people hire Muffy Newtown to narrate she’s fucking awfullllllllll